What the duccs say in IRC. Causes nice people to befriend them and bad people to shoot them. Sometimes, non-duccs will impersonate actual duccs.
bot: ・゜゜・ ・゜゜\_o< QUACK!
chad: ,bef
bot: Ducks chad befriended a duck in 2.59 seconds! You've befriended 150 ducks in #channel!
sleepyhead: ,bang
bot: Ducks sleepyhead: There was no duck! missed by 3.67 seconds
An expression of revulsion at the readiness of some people to support pseudo-medicines like homeopathy or ayurvedic therapy, or pseudoscience generally.
She spent four hundred quid on vials of sugar water last weekend? Aww, quick quacketty!