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Cock Puke Mcspankies

A place you go where your hungry and high as fuck and you just want to fuck some nasty hookers with STDs.
Hey dude, I have to take a shit, and after I do that let's go to Cock Puke Mcspankies and get trashed and eat pizza. Bitch.
by Butthole farts June 24, 2011
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pukefucked

fucked over by puke in some way, whether it be as a result of alcohol consumption or pathological affliction--can refer either to the state of continual vomiting or the mess produced by such vomiting
A) Yo what's up man?
B) *vomits on self noisily*
A) Wow you're totally pukefucked.

A) Dude where were you today?
B) Bent over pukefucked--I never left the bathroom.
by Planeswalker_ November 6, 2008
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puke-a-hontas

A puke-a-hontas is a girl, typically with long brown or black hair, who gets drunk and projectile vomits all over your car, apartment, house, etc - anywhere but in a toilet. This term can also refer to a guy who gets drunk and starts acting girly and pukes all over. Generally in the latter case the male is crying.
person 1: How was your date last night?
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.
by Mrs. Meatball June 28, 2010
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puke in the soup

1. (n.) The final incident which causes one or more parties to give up on attempting to remedy a situation.

2. (v.) Phrase that may be used in situations of extreme frustration or hopelessness in which one has reached the limit of one's tolerance for stupidity or other vexing qualities.
Dude! You totally just puked in the soup!!

Allison's fifth bout of syphilis was the puke in the soup, and she promptly gave up prostitution.
by Ben Thayer December 24, 2010
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puker

A person that pukes all the time, mostly while at school.
Hey did you hear that Wade threw up in class this morning.
That guy is such a puker.
by ChrisSutton June 22, 2016
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puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.
I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.
by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008
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duke-and-puke

an especially fowl bowel movement that triggers an immediate and uncontrolled spew, typically into a toilet-side trashcan.
i must have eaten some bad tuna salad 'cause i had a duke-and-puke in the middle of the night.
by rickus July 25, 2006
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