Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.

SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.

by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013

professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017

Urban Dictionary Professional

Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.

Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?

by someonefromearth January 10, 2010

prefessional

Non-professional work, created by non-professional people using professional equipment and / or software.

That video was really good. It's hard to believe it's only prefessional.

by HiFi April 1, 2009

Professional celebrity

A person who is famous for being famous, they have no actual tallent or use to society. There are many ways of becoming a professional celebrity, you can appear on TV shows, date somebody who is already famous, have lots of money, or you can get famous simply by having a lot of sex appeal!

See: paris hilton, chantelle

person 1: Hey did you watch big brother... that chantelle woman became a celeb JUST because she was a housemate.

person 2: Yeah, shes a professional celebrity.

by Woodworm March 12, 2007

professional wrestling

A Soap-Opera for men.

High School and College Wrestling is not gay, but Pro Wrestling definatly is queer because it is not a sport anymore, it is the same as Days of our Lives.

Bob and Rob were gonna go to their favorite bar, but they decided against it because they could not miss the Pay-Per-View death of Vince McMahon. That is professional wrestling.

by Mikey Bartlett December 15, 2008

Professional Bricklayer

Somebody who waits to take a crap at work.

If you never take a crap at home because you can do it at work between breaks, you're a professional bricklayer.

by w0k December 2, 2010