Poon Salad

A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.

My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

by court day December 9, 2010

poon tang clan

group of rowdy men hunting the hole,
derived from wu tang clan

yo them boys are the poon tang clan

by joe September 23, 2004

poonanni

an alternate name for the commonly used word, "vagina" or "coochie"

let me stick my toonanni in your poonanni my dear

by becky slutter January 27, 2004

poon city

A phrase, often murmured to someone standing close to the speaker, used to describe someone attractive or otherwise desirable. Often used sarcastically when describing someone or something unattractive.

Two friends pass an attractive, shapely young woman waiting at a crosswalk.

Kellen: (quietly) Poon city.

A short while later they pass an obese, sweaty man waiting at a bus stop.

Dillon: (quietly): Poooooooooon city.

by billybelmont July 6, 2006

Poonani Plug

Slang for tampon

gash 1 'oh no, i think i came on and i don't have any tampons'

gash 2 'it's alright, use my poonani plug, i've only had it in for a few hours'

by StreetCar June 5, 2010

poonberry

A rare fruit, seeked world-wide. It grows only on the Poon tree found mainly among the islands of Walla-walla in South America. Consumption of the sweet, tangy fruit is said to be the source of an instant orgasm. It is often used to create poontang. A drink which causes the consumer to experience life-like hallucinations involving fantasies, often sexual.

Look! It's the rare poonberry, I would give my left foot for that poonberry!

by Poontang Princess May 15, 2007