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Procartinator

When you leave things behind.
I leave stuff behing A LOT like I always study the test night before.
Once I studied for big huge science quiz and i got 100 xD.
by Susan Kang November 16, 2004
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pocahontas

A vile sexual act along the same lines as the recently popularized blumpkin or dirty sanchez, but with an added degree of bastardized imperialist vulgarity. Basically it involves having a girl kneel face down, ass in the air, and ramming a corn cob up her pooper while shitting in her hair. Try to count all the different levels on which this is wrong and you're in for a long night of soul-searching.
"Yeah, she liked to get freaky... she was into cleveland steamers, but after a six-pack and some airplane glue, she was face-down on some rubber sheets getting a pocahontas on camera!"
by ODF July 20, 2008
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Pocahontas

Korean gurl from closter who luvz her ghetto boiz,only dates black and black and asian mixes others need not apply!And always reppin NYC
he...he...he... or la la la
by Mary Jane January 3, 2004
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Procasturbate

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.
I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.
by Cow Boi March 7, 2018
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pocaloca

adj.

-a person who annoys you to an unexplainable extent.
My brother thinks he's so smart and when we get into our battle of the brains he can be such a pocaloca sometimes.
by dri-d March 21, 2012
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contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.
Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.
by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009
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procasturbation

Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.
I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.
by huffalo September 19, 2006
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