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Puritan’s Pride

The infamous Salem, Massachusetts-based supplier of “natural & organic” foods and supplements that sold moldy aflatoxin-laced grain, the consumption of which caused insanity and paranoia in many of the town’s younger females, leading them to erroneously accuse a number of the harmless elderly women in the area of practicing black magic.
“Puritan’s Pride” is a fitting name for the company that helped to create the Salem witch-trials… those highfalutin closed-minded paranoid Puritans had way too much foolish pride for their own --- and even more importantly, that of those unfortunate elderly wretches whom they falsely convicted of witchcraft –-- good!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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prius pride

beaming with the pride of driving a Prius. Typically wont shut up about how much MPG they get. Perhaps making smug comments that are rooted in thoughts that they are better person than you because they are “saving the environment.”
Consumed in their Prius Pride, they are oblivious to the reality of everyone else on highway laughing at them for driving such a fugly, small, under-powered rollerskate of a car.
by DirtyWaterbury November 23, 2016
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Pride Currency

When one is so terrifically awesome, that having money just isn't enough to measure your value. So instead of any ordinary currency, one must use Pride Currency, the currency of the awesomest of the awesomest.
Chuck Norris doesn't use any normal earthly currency, he uses Pride Currency. Anything he buys he pays with pride, and that mother fuck is rich!!!
by Sean John The Leprechaun October 3, 2011
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NerdShame Pride

to turn one's deep-seated shame of their own nerdiness into a point of pride; to recognize and claim ownership of one's own inherent geekiness.
After years of living in fear of judgment and ridicule, I now have the NerdShame Pride needed to read fanfiction in public. Fandomfuckers beware--Everyone has something truly dorky about them so, step off, bitch.
by klytaemnestra August 27, 2010
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Hetero-Pride

Something that I have in me; my not being or supporting homosexuality. It is great to be a straight (see heterosexual) and be a member of the moral majority!
I have hetero-pride and I voted YES on the same sex marriage amendment.
by Republican Warrior July 27, 2005
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brown pride

Filipino and mexican way of saying 'Filipino pride' or 'Mexican pride' Based on the color of their skin ------- BROWN
1. MEXICAN - La raza La raza!!!! BROWN PRIDE!!!

2. FILIPINO - Brown pride moder pakker!!!! TBS 13 for life (True Brown Style 13 gang)
by NINO NINO NINO April 27, 2006
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Pride month

The month where you give your LGBTQ+ friends $40 each
Ugly ass straight:ugh it’s pride month here’s $40

Pretty ass gay: thanks bestie😍
by Oldmanjenkinzzzz June 16, 2021
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