a little pregnant

Commonly thought to be an impossible statement, being 'a little pregnant' is when a woman is pregnant but still able to have an abortion.

Suzy: So it turns out I'm a little pregnant

Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.

Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?

Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!

by Dr. Abortion May 6, 2011

pregnancy

to be pregnant, to be in bad shit. as in, give-up-your-hopes-and-dreams-you-sorry-fuck-this-means-game-over bad shit.

"let's not talk about pregnancy. that could never happen to us."
"i'm pregnant."
".........."

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

splash pregnancy

When your crank one out into the toilet and a girl comes to take a shit and it splashes up back into her vagina and gets pregnant from it

Man, I can't believe that Stephanie got that splash pregnancy for me .

by FaZe_Pdotty_72 March 21, 2017

Pregnant AF

Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')

Adjective

1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.

2. Literal: very pregnant

ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."

Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.

by anonymous June 1, 2017

pregnant party

When 10 guys fuck 1 girl at the same time. 9 months later they do a test to see which guy is the baby's father.

"I was born from a pregnant party, Maisy is Mom and Aboderu is Dad."

by Nailuj February 21, 2018

Pregnant pleasure

When you're fucking a pregnant girl, you're dick is inside her and her baby gives you a handjob.

"I want some pregnant pleasure!"

by fwubfubgilavuebgrwiregjb May 7, 2018

pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.

"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".

by Yidos June 19, 2019