christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Gay Pregnant

The act of being inseminated by a man who has HIV.

Jon is getting gay pregnant as we speak

by David Bottom November 14, 2023

plap plap plap plap get pregnant

When she's thinking properly she's against it but once the fun gets started she fully accepts it.
Can't wait for Plapfield.
PLAP CORRECTION NEEDED!!!
Pat pat pat get happy get happy get happy!!!

it's always plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant 😔

by CUMSE December 25, 2023

pregnant women

OURRHRGHhH GGHHFNN GGMNFGGF FUUCKKCK OUHRH EUIEUEGNJNH IONNGJNGHHGFFM MGGFGHJOUHGHHH FFUKCKKCK OUTGHH FUCKK MEEEEEE 🐾💦💦💦💦💦🥺🥺🥺😣😣😣😣🤤🤤🤤🤑🤑

I need that pregnant women to play soggy waffles with me,,,

by lesbain queen August 22, 2025

pregnant

really embarrassing.

“wait you didn’t shave a part of your legs? yo that is pregnant!!”
“umm chile why did you wear black to an all white party? that’s pregnant af!”

by coco_lex123 April 6, 2021

pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

Quiz: Am I Pregnant?

Quiz: Am I Pregnant? is a quiz to see if ur pregnant

Quiz: Am I Pregnant?
i dont fuckin know take a test idiot

by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025