peter pan peanutbutter alert

When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.

What do you mean there's a Peter pan peanutbutter alert!!!!!

by tony pinto December 30, 2007

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

peanut butter shot

Specifically, the immunizations portion of the “assembly line” at a USMC reception battalion. It is know as the “peanut butter shot” in the buttocks. It practically brings men to their knees and nearly brought other men to tears. Victims are told to sit on it and rock back and forth to even out the substance in their ass.

I got that peanut butter shot too. It hurt like a mother!

by Chris Choi November 9, 2007

Peanut Gallery

Someone who has squirrel brains. Anything they say should and will be ignored.

We won't be taking any comments from the peanut gallery.

by HokeyPokey December 17, 2012

Peanut Butter Poopwich

When a friend/ex friend takes a shit in your penut butter. They then sir it up, and leave it alone until you decided to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.

Ron: God.. this sandwich tastes your nipples baby.. rawr
Wife: Dammit Ron, i gave you a Peanut Butter Poopwich
Ron: I didn't eat the crust do you want that back

by MikeMeASandwitch October 13, 2009

Peanits

A dirty sounding word for peanuts.

Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-

by Bawk bawk September 26, 2010

peanut butter baby

A baby covered in peanut butter

Wow that peanut butter baby is the best thing I've ever seen

by Gini pig July 15, 2017