free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.

That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...

by Guy 99 August 20, 2010

Special Pour

When a nude female bar tender opens a bottle of beer, inserts the open end into her vagina, postions herself on the bar in front of a customer in such a way as to allow the beer to flow into her, then squats over a pint glass (still on the bar top in front of the customer) and "pours" the beer into the glass. Drink up!!
(as reported from Marines in navy bars in SE Asia)

"Yo, set up my friend here with a Heineken. And give him the special pour".

by Speidelope April 29, 2011

woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility

Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism

by Faedriel September 22, 2022

i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

by Jewgene October 24, 2017

pour the meat

giving her your bone

I would like to pour the meat to her.

by Bill October 16, 2003

potr

Pervert On The Road is when men stare at school children. Usually drive white vans and live at home with their parents.

Look at that potr in the white van

by zeyo January 22, 2009

pour champagne on bitches titties

The act of opening a bottle of champagne and lowering it to let the contents depart from the bottle all over a pair of glorious breast.

President of A&M at Graduation: William Clannagan with a Degree in Engineering Dildos

William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!

by Steven Sinski June 10, 2011