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Harry Potter sexual

When a person feels only atracted to a Harry Potter carecter or to Harry Potter himself. It feels a bit like you want to be his girlfriend or even, in my case, his wife.
Interviewer: ,, So what sexuality are you?"

Me: ,, Oh I don't see Harry Potter sexual over here. Can I at least write it over in this corner and mark it? ''
Interviewer: ,,Um... yeah go ahead...."
by Lianalewis December 26, 2020
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Potterjob

(n)

1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.

2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.

See also: Jizm McGee
1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.

2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!
by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011
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Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '
by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 28, 2009
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Potter-head

One who is freakishly obsessed with Harry Potter. While particularly fond of all children's movies, Potter-heads are so obsessed with Harry Potter that they have trouble holding jobs which require more than 30 hours per week, and they typically:

- own every Harry Potter book and movie,

- dress in costume to attend the premier midnight showing of new Potter movies, and

- never miss the annual Comic Con Convention in San Diego (typically late July to early August).
Example

Kris: Is that Shanley dressed up as Dumbledore?

Devon: Yeah, she's such a Potter-head.
by itsfunnybecauseitstrue July 13, 2011
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poptard

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"
by Codeh May 27, 2006
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starkid potter

The GREATEST acting troupe ever. They are totally awesome. Based out of Chicago the Starkids have made four major productions, including A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Me and My Dick, and most recently, Starship.

The members include, Darrin Criss, Joe Walker, Meredith Stepien, Joey Richter, Joe Moses, Lauren Lopez and Brian Holden. There are many more but these are the major contributors. Look them up on the YouTube!
by AHDFOKJAHDL January 16, 2012
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Harry potter

THE BEST FREAKING BOOK EVER!!!.........

Harry potter- The son of the late Lily and James potter who sacrificed themselves for thier son. He currently lives with his Uncle and Aunt who hate the majick world, he is the only one who ever lived through the avada kedavra (sorry if mispelled) curse. His godfather was sirius black but sadly he dies. At the end of the greatest series of books in the world on Harry or Voldemort has to die... (hope voldie dies!!)
by Laurren May 13, 2005
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