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Asta la pasta

1) Silly slang for saying goodbye.

2) Spanish for "Until the pasta"

3) The long lost art of saying goodbye to enriched wheat products.
After I caught my ex-boyfriend Stan surfing child porn it was asta la pasta baby!
by zoloftzantac July 19, 2006
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Pasta Ass

An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.
Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!
by sskra September 8, 2009
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Pastabation

NAME was caught in the act of pastabation with the spaghetti before she cooked it.
by chuck norris 556 June 30, 2010
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Pastard

1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.

2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.

3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)
Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."

Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."

Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"

Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"
by NoSandal January 18, 2011
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pasta-puss

An Italian person who is a typical Italian cliche
Look at that pasta-puss in the pizza place.
by Russell Serebrennikov March 16, 2008
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Pastard

It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.
Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.

Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!
by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011
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Pastarazzi

Foodie bloggers who insist on taking pictures of their meal at nice restaurants.
We would have enjoyed our meal if not for the Pastarazzi and their camera flash.
by machaus December 30, 2007
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