masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Pooch

Old lady fupa

He kicked her in the pooch and gave her a stone child stunner.

by Benny Baltimore October 19, 2022

pooch

when someone or something is the shit

that was so pooch

by hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha March 2, 2020

Freon pooch

A dog that prefers air conditioned environments

Our dog really likes air conditioning; he is a freon pooch.

by Jup01 May 26, 2020

Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

POOCH

A POOCH is a man with a strong and handsome body who has been aura farming for many years whilst making sure to attend lots of Lily Phillips meet and jeets. A POOCH is always very fond of a cugno with their passionate love making abilities ruining friendships and relationships of other. A POOCH loves to read SMUT and listen to 432 HZ in his free time.

RAISE YOUR POOCH

hey look he's a massive Pooch

That Pooch is so sexy

by Sam's worst Nightmare February 13, 2025