Noun
pooch (plural pooches)
(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.
File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch
pooch (plural pooches)
(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.
File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch
Jack IS A POOCH
by QP13FG August 17, 2018

by kountryfried February 27, 2021

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where
C- did you get the new masturbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

by shizzzzzzzzle March 21, 2007

by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018

Thor told me about how his pooch duter smelled like his stinky pinky after performing anal sex with it.
by Pimpdaddypayne July 12, 2009

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
by Wörd güy March 28, 2021
