poesy

(poetry and hypocrisy) utilizing poetry for morally objectionable means. quoting lines from love poems to coax a reluctant partner into bed.

person A: "Fool, you can't imagine how helpful this poesy stuff is"
person B: "Yeah, how'd you do it this time?"
person A: "I just quoted 'Wondrous Moment' by Pushkin and we were doing the no pants dance in no time!"

by mars0l July 6, 2009

phonesnapper

a guy who seems normal......but turns out to be crazy.

G1: So last night this guy didn't like what my deal was for the night.
G2: Yeah, and, who cares?
G1: I didn't until he killed my phone.
G2: Wow. what a phonesnapper.

G1: So I talked to my mom today.... and apparently my ex-bf added my mom on fb
G2: no way.
G1: yeah, but i knew he was a phonesnapper.

Gditz: OMGGG so I lent my friend my shirt & like u'll never believe what happened!!!! She left it at a guy i know's house anddddd he refuses to give it to me unless, like, i hang out w/ him.
G2: that guys a phonesnapper. dont talk to him.

moral of examples. if a boy is a phonesnapper, stay away!

by Elle Ay September 30, 2009

Within the pines

It's where you stick a pinecone up your asshole and then play the cover by nirvana of "where did you sleep last night" written by yellow leadbelly.. while you bang a keyboard against your forehead.

Damn if I keep hearing this shitty band I'm going to give myself a within the pines.

by Cash, jeremy January 27, 2021

Ma se poes

Aii if you don't know what this is then you a ma se poes

Jou ma se poes

by The Naaier May 16, 2022

Pinesexual

Someone who is attracted to pineapples

Oh yeah, Henry’s a pinesexual.

by €£ June 2, 2018

river pines

A town occupied mainly by tweakers and meth heads smack down between Somerset and Plymouth

You live in river pines?, that must be shitty.

by yungadxm December 7, 2018

Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

by Gibby February 10, 2004