scrotem pole

dong, dick, willy, johnson, cock, tallywacker.....
this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.

your mom felt the wrath of my scrotem pole lastnight...
twice!

by Benerd December 28, 2005

Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

pole pumper

A polite term for the homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you pole pumper you!

by sbo April 28, 2011

pole technician

a stripper in a gentleman's club

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."

by Rhoward August 19, 2009

pole pounder

(1) A dude who likes other dudes in the wrong way. (2) A homosexual male.

Ooh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot pole pounder!

by sbo May 16, 2011

pole test

For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pain and discomfort.

After pissing off the gang members, Johnny was pole tested against a street lamp.

by Rodfather June 14, 2005

Yoga Pole

An at home stripper pole, but in many colours.

Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!

Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!

Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...

Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!

by xbxrxaxnxdxoxnxq September 7, 2009