bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"

Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.

by wordforger69 February 20, 2010

Gavin Piper

A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.

Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.

by THEBIGONEBOI January 17, 2019

piper

Someone who smokes crack; a crack addict

The crazed piper robbed the convenience store.

by mman June 30, 2006

Piper

Someone who plays the Bagpipes. Short for Bagpiper.

Those pipers are wearing kilts. Bagpiper

by Bada-bing July 6, 2009

Piper

A person who is beautiful, smart and a reliable friend who brings two people together but never get's one herself.

"That girl over there is hot, is that Piper?"

by The God! April 30, 2019

Piper Papir

Another word for Penis
also more fun to say than penis

suck my piper papir
insert your piper papir
you better put a condom on your piper papir

by Ematts27 September 20, 2019

pipetown

The place you go when laying pipe on a woman.

Bro, I totally brought Emily to Pipetown last night.

by MAndrewz_ November 4, 2019