side-piping

When a fellater moves to a side position on the cock to avoid getting a mouthful of jizz. see also "harmonicock"

She was not a lover of spunk but did not want to disappoint her lover, so she used the side-piping technique to take him across the finish line.

by jpsidepipe October 5, 2010

Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.

Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

Pro piping

Pro piping is what the UNIT clan of CoD calls it when useing the grenade launcher. Also refurred to by the elite few of UNIT clan as Laying Pipe

Keegan121610: Hey SarKIS11, guess what I'm going to do this game?
SarKIS11: what?
Keegan121610: I'm going to go pro piping on all these Noobs!
SarKIS11: Yes!! Lay Pipe big boy!!!!

by UNIT CLAN June 22, 2011

Tail-piping

Verb used to describe the physical act of love between a man and his pickup.

Billy's going to be late again: I just saw him tail-piping his truck in the driveway.

by 2plus2 December 15, 2011

Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

seesaw pimping

This is the average fuck nigga; putting someone down in order to build himself up. Cutting others down to build yourself up is a losing strategy, simply because, in the end you don't truly feel any better about yourself, you're fueling a false ego, and above all, who are you to judge the next man?

seesaw pimping is to say, "real men don't need big dicks, in order to make himself feel better about lacking in that department."

by XPIC October 23, 2015

self priming pump

When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.

I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump

by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015