doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.

Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.

by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013

What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

peckerface

Some one with an extremly ugly face and has a nose that looks like a pecker.

Lee Hampy has is a peckerface and will never get laid by a woman with all her teeth.

by BOB The one eyed wonder May 19, 2006

pecker pants

Pecker pants are track pants that are worn pulled up high so they are floods, then showing the guys cock flopping around and he walks

Hey Dad, I see your wearing your pecker pants today

by dj stussy June 11, 2006

Parker

Parker's are awesome people who are fun to be around. They usually play an instrument or sports, most of the time both. They will always be there for you. If they're single, get them while you can. You'll live a happy life with Parker by your side.

Girl 1: I'm so glad I'm going out with Parker
Girl 2: I know, he's so cute. :D

by RandomHobo April 4, 2011

pecker poles

Thin, straight, closely spaced young trees that grow up in a clearcut or other place where trees have been removed. Often poplars aka popples aka aspen. Heard in Vermont.

"Jeezum crow, Len, we gotta clear out them pecker poles wicked soon so's we can get the rig up in there before the ground thaws!"

by alan arcadia August 14, 2007