flimingo pen

our lord

ALL HAIL FLIMINGO PEN

by VerySmartPersonWhoKnowsWords February 17, 2021

Blendy Pens

when two males sword fight and they connect tips, they must push forward until one mans sword inverts creating a blendy pen.

Did you hear John and Matthew played blendy pens. Yeah I guess johns trans now

by Pleb24 October 11, 2018

zebra pen

A pen that cheap kids take apart and turn into a one hitter. It has a steel tip that is used as the bowl.

Bro buy a zebra pen so we can smoke.

by George25miller December 7, 2017

Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated

Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

ben pennings

A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.

“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”

by CrispyK May 20, 2020

Cat Pen

A pen with cat faces on it, opposite of a dog pencil

Hey, can you pass that cat pen over there?

by Starorium May 27, 2018

squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

by Boogieboy September 30, 2015