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pencil whores 

The people that you lend a pencil and they say "Ill give it back to you at the end of class", and they never do. (those bitches)
"Pencil whore: Hey can i borrow a pencil?" You:Sure. Pencil whore: Thanks! ill give it back to you after class! -Pencil whore walks out of class with your pencil- You: These pencil whores aint loyal
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Pencil Dick 

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!
Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!
Pencil Dick by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007

pencil pusher 

a pencil pusher is a gaymo who packs ze shizit
At a group meeting "Hi my name is ray and i'm a Stoner" ::goes around the circle:: "Hi my name is Mark and i'm a pencil pusher"
pencil pusher by Zee Assman April 19, 2005

pencil job 

a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.
WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!
pencil job by inkgirl September 5, 2009

Pencil sharpener 

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina
Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

pencil lead 

a word in a song(not to be confussed with pencil lead used in a macanical pencil)
i saw penutbutter in a penutbutter jar
and its soooooo creammmmyyyyy

ooooooo....pencil leadddd......:)
(dont forget to smile)

Pencil Pushers 

Guys who can't fucking rap, have bad flow, and sound like shit. They, claim to make music, but are really just some kids who make bullshit..
These guys on myspace, they write shit. They call themselves pencil pushers, but they aren't pushing shit.
Pencil Pushers by JLynn. June 17, 2009