pediche

A person who always shamelessly asks for inconvenient favors or money.

Ex: Felicia from the Movie "Friday" (1995)

"Jason asked me for $2,000. I barely met the guy last week. Este vato, Can you believe that?"
"Jason's always been a fuckin pediche."

by ThisGuy12o1 November 28, 2023

Pediment

The breakage in the intelligence level. as a person’s mental state starts to decline in a downward slope.

“Nah man, i think your brain is pediment”
“You’re seriously acting pedimentary”
“Are you pediment?”
“I’ve never seen a person this pediment before”

by Knowledgeiskey09 December 4, 2024

Pedidi

When someone touches your food and rubs baby oil on you or/and the food.

Hey son! How about a pedidi?
Yaa, I want more pedidi on my nachos.

Can I interest you with a pedidi?
Yaa, pedidi my pubic hairs please.

by Jeffrey Dagmer December 11, 2024

pedidi

When you want someone to rub baby oil on your food or your body.

Hey, son. Want some pedidi?
Yaa, let’s get pedidi on my nachos!

I need pedidi, can you give?
Hell yaa, pedidi on your pubic hairs it shall be.

by Jeffrey Dagmer December 11, 2024

Pedifocals

a term used to describe a style of bifocals typically worn by pediphiles while incarcerated.

That new inmate wears pedifocals

by Lilstouffers April 2, 2025

pediocracy

A form of government dominated by pedophiles and apologists for pedophiles

After the criminally inadequate release of 1% of the Epstein files, it is crystal clear that we are being governed by a pediocracy.

by _TJ_ December 20, 2025

Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown September 25, 2011