peanut butter

Lubricious, creamy, delicious, and, most importantly, "spreadable"

Alyssa is one fine, peanut butter ho

by nautilus_shore May 24, 2010

peanut butter shot

Specifically, the immunizations portion of the “assembly line” at a USMC reception battalion. It is know as the “peanut butter shot” in the buttocks. It practically brings men to their knees and nearly brought other men to tears. Victims are told to sit on it and rock back and forth to even out the substance in their ass.

I got that peanut butter shot too. It hurt like a mother!

by Chris Choi November 9, 2007

Peanut Gallery

Someone who has squirrel brains. Anything they say should and will be ignored.

We won't be taking any comments from the peanut gallery.

by HokeyPokey December 17, 2012

Peanut Butter Poopwich

When a friend/ex friend takes a shit in your penut butter. They then sir it up, and leave it alone until you decided to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.

Ron: God.. this sandwich tastes your nipples baby.. rawr
Wife: Dammit Ron, i gave you a Peanut Butter Poopwich
Ron: I didn't eat the crust do you want that back

by MikeMeASandwitch October 13, 2009

peanut butter baby

A baby covered in peanut butter

Wow that peanut butter baby is the best thing I've ever seen

by Gini pig July 15, 2017

Peanut butter cream pie

When a man ejaculates into another persons (male or female) butt then that person deficates leaving a semen covered pile of feces.

After I came in her ass she dropped a peanut butter cream pie right on my bed!

by ThePaDave October 7, 2006

peanut butter bj

When you spread peanut butter on the tip of the penis, then have someone of the same or opposite sex suck you dry. Yum!

I would really love a peanut butter bj

right about now.

by Tuffguy23 October 4, 2015