Poved

Operating heavy machinery while intoxicated or under the influence of narcotics.

He poved up the driveway and ran over a little girl on a bike.

by Launnon Crown March 5, 2009

Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012

Skunky Peaved

The state of being drunk and high at the same time.

I smoked loads then drank loads last night, I was skunky peaved!

by Benjalex July 8, 2009

Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?

Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.

by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019

Pavement Melter

A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing

Dude i need to find a toilet fast or im gonna have a pavement melter

by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010

Pavel

A stuck up artistic dumbass who rejects everyone

Person 1: will you go out with me?
Person 2: *dramatic voice* the birds are flying gently in the sky.... but gurl for me you're not so fly... no
Person 1: Oh wow such a Pavel... I'll go home.

by Ms.Bee May 25, 2018

pave the way

walking in a different direction to that of your peers.
making them change where they are going, with subtlty.

being different and trying to stand out.

'lets pave the way over here.'

'come on lets pave the way'

by LOL :) May 22, 2008