Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019

Pathetic AF

When an ex goes out of their way to contact you after you’ve blocked them on all other means of communication, just so they can have the last word.

Person A: So get this - 2 weeks after she told him he was dead to her & blocked him, he went out of his way to email her to tell her not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.

by FrancisP March 11, 2020

Pathetic

Someone who fails at life

People volunteering on urban dictionary to review are pathetic

by Liberator 68.5 April 27, 2020

Pathetic Radar

What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.

When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.

"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

pathetic

someone who is basic and boring that its sad and u feel sad for them because they're just yk them

"omg rebecca really thinks shes the shit"
"please bitch, dont get me started on becky"
"YESSS GIRLLL that bitch really thinks shes all that, its fucking pathetic"
"seriously though. all she fucking does is be on her phone and talk shit like get a fucking life"

PLEASE
STOP BEING PATHETIC
For your sake, not mine <3

by idontexistlol March 29, 2021

Pathetic

Pathetic: a feeling of embarrassing uselesness.

Lindy taught her preschool students to degrade a rival teacher by having them spit on and stare her down so that this teacher would feel pathetic.

by HonestytoBetsy April 4, 2021

patheticbisexual

I don't interact with them as much as I would like to but they seem super cool!

Person one: patheticbisexual is so cool

me: Fr

by Mrinugami April 30, 2021