person 13

A person not used in examples that has absolutely no purpouse in life. Except for this one definition.

Person 1: hi

Person 2: hello
Person 3: h-
Person 4: stfu person 3 and stop interupting
Person 3: no u
Person 5: bruh
Person 6: wait ,person 5 exists?

Person 7: yea
Person 8: so do i
Person 9: y know, there are probably a lot more people
Person 10: agreed
Person 11: Anyways, is there a person 69?

Person 12: i want to meet him
Person 13: yeah... now i exist

by moist_mcdonald the 3rd December 28, 2021

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

personal elephant

someone you throw your crumbs at — like how they do at the circus

*Throws crumbs at someone* “What the fuck?” “I did that because your my personal elephant”

by beaniesspace June 17, 2023

Tofu Person

Tofu Person: A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

Ashley Robichaud is a tofu person. Sure, she'll preach to you about how important it is to be a good friend, but tomorrow she will stab you in the back and try to drive all your best friends away from you.

by nicherzog January 23, 2011

Bad Person Feeling

A feeling that includes free floating guilt, crying spells and general hatred for yourself for no reason whatsoever.

I had Bad Person Feeling today and could not get off the couch!

by Mindyspark March 25, 2011

Background person

a person who has the same routine and stories for 20+ years, and can not comprehend anything outside of the lifestyle they live. They have few short term goals and even fewer long term. Their work ethic is hodge-podge, and the extent of the climax of their day is what they are having for dinner and who won the women's soccer finals. Background people will typically be gossips and are the main consumers of Time and Forge magazine. They are also consumed in there own feelings and only understand their own problems. Main sign of not being a background person is being driven mad by hanging out with background people.

Background person: "I can't believe John broke up with Trish"

Main person: "...yep"

Background person: "I wonder what's for lunch today?"

by Chillbro July 29, 2015

coin personality

A person who is like a coin. 50/50. 50% of the time they're really cool and enjoyable to be around, 50% of the time they're the most insufferable human being ever to walk the planet.

Bob: Hey guys, I brought a pizza and gifts for everyone!
Everyone: Woo hoo!
--The Next Day--
Jim: Hey Bob, what's up dude?
Bob: My foot will be up your ass in 10 seconds if you don't get out of my sight right now.
Jim: Talk about a coin personality...

by Palutena July 6, 2016