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Asian parent syndrome

A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.

This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.

Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
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octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
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(Nonbinary) Parent's Day

AUGUST 1ST
like mother's/father's day,

but for nonbinary parents

(or *accepting* parents of enby kids).
(August 1st): "Happy (Nonbinary) Parent's Day, you wonderful people!!!"
by EarthlingBeing May 8, 2022
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Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.
*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
by Shitabelle November 13, 2022
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Skeptic Parent Energy

The energy given off by a dismissive parent who is skeptical about something their child has experienced.
Curtis told his friend that his mom had skeptic parent energy when he said he saw a ghost.
by Eagles44 August 30, 2022
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asianicus parenticus

common domesticated, asian parental creatures commonly found in the asian subcontinent who tend to speak seven decibels higher than normal when yelling (at you) because something happened to your grades).
"Let's go to your house instead because mine has a bad case of asianic parenticus."

"I feel bad for the kid next door, they have asianicus parenticuses"
by fing ringer March 10, 2023
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EZ appeasement parenting

EZ Appeasement Parenting – alternate name to otherwise describe & challenge the Attachment Parenting trend: co-sleeping, extended breastfeeding and other non-authoritative methods that suggest an inverted familial hierarchy, in which the child is boss, where its every demand & desire is granted in a misguided, anti-confrontational attempt to keep the child “happy”
The EZ appeasement parenting proponent, who hadn't had a full night of sleep in six years, admitted that her tyrannical son ruled the roost, but that it was based on ideal parenting beliefs.
by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015
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