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Gandhi paradox 

Gandhi paradox is a phenomenon referring to nuclear Gandhi from Sid Meier's Civilization. This paradox can be described as Gandhi who is so peaceful as he reaches a negative value of non-aggressivity and starts attacking everyone.
In other words, something is so good/bad that it reaches the point where it turns opposite.
My life is like Gandhi paradox. The older I get as a child, the happier I was. But when I reached the top I suddenly turned into depressed sh*t.
Gandhi paradox by DARG0N May 31, 2021
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Xen Paradox 

When someone changes their appearance and name to the point of becoming completely unrecognizable.
1: Hey, what’s your name?

2: I’m Xen.

1: That didn’t help at all, thanks.

2: We met last year… I’m Previous Name.

1: OH, sorry, Xen Paradox.

Limpafa Paradox 

The Limpafa Paradox is a 21st century paradox, stating that the meaning of the word Limpafa has no meaning.
“I understand what you mean, but it is like the Limpafa paradox.”
Limpafa Paradox by Highiller February 2, 2022

war paradox

the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out

Mortdecai Paradox 

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.
John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.

Big Mouth Paradox 

When children in a show sound like grown adults.
Steven Universe suffers from the Big Mouth Paradox
Big Mouth Paradox by Skelecool August 25, 2020

No Simp Paradox 

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox