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Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.
Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.
by CockBlocker November 24, 2004
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Pandork

"People who were so moved by seeing Avatar that they become depressed and spend all their free time moping on forums about how Pandora isn't a real planet."
"Dave is such a pandork that he spends all his time on www.avatar-forums.com writing essays about what he would take with him if he could live on Pandora for a year."

"Did you see that CNN newspiece on the people that are depressed that Pandora isn't a real place?? What a bunch of fucking pandorks."
by Hail Cesar!! January 14, 2010
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pandolfini

Yo, that kid is a real Pandolfini.
by LongIslandCool February 17, 2009
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Pantomime

While wearing smeared, black mascara, the person will perform fellatio until completion and let said partner finish on their face while remaining silent.
After the shower, I asked Sally for a Pantomime. She looked over and smiled, then she put down her makeup remover.
by Khathaddeus January 10, 2022
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pannon

One of the first creatures you fight in the MMORPG video game: Phantasy Star Universe. It is pathetic if you get killed by it or "pwned/owned" for it moves very slow. They are also called Gang Bangers (because they are always in groups), walking crack bags, and midget strippers wearing speedos.
Tim: *dies*
Tyle: Did you get pwned by that pannon, Tim?
Tim: It gang banged me
Tyler: im not gonna revive you
by Crosier January 13, 2008
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Pandoragasm

When pandora plays so many amazing songs in a row that you feel an orgasm coming on.
While listening to 90s pop radio I had a pandoragasm.
by Kquerry September 11, 2013
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pando

The lowest form of life on planet earth. Makes a douche bag look intelligent! Blows dead Japs on the Burma Road. Eats shit sandwiches.
Pardon me...I have to take a pando!
by Nada February 15, 2004
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