jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.

"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."

by blackout123 October 8, 2011

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invalid punch

a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL

the party was ruined by an invalid punch

by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012

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noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."

kitten punched

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Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.

In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.

by Señor Plata September 6, 2011

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Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

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