When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.
by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014
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Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015
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A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
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Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
by Zio-110 November 21, 2018
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by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017
Get the center punch mug.When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
by hermione53 May 25, 2018
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