Prayer Warriors

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.

Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."

by Herp Herpkinson February 15, 2014

prayer vultures

The people who flock to the comments section of any news story dealing with the tragic death of a sympathetic person or persons and post crap like, "So sad. Prayers up for her and her family," and "Thoughts and prayers to the families and friends."

Those freaking prayer vultures spend more time posting than praying.

by jack6128 April 30, 2010

exam prayer

Any of the many prayers students utter/speak/think before entering an exam. Generally most often found in colleges during finals and midterms by students looking for some kind of divine intervention on these crucial tests.

Sample Exam Prayers:

Oh god help me, I forgot to study, please answer each question for me and make sure it's correct!

I have studied hard and did my best, but for those parts in which I lack, please guide me.

As I lay my pen to pad,
I forget all answers that I had.
So if you want me to trust your name
You'll do me good, and play this game.
Answer each question and make me pass
Or I'll be back next year in this class.
And I'll switch to Hindu out of spite
Cause Buddah will answer questions right!

by Mitch Chez February 23, 2007

Prayer Warrior

Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.

And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.

by TheThinkingMan August 31, 2013

Livin' on a Prayer

In reference to the Bon Jovi song which is widely played by cover bands in bars predominantly in New Jersey and Philadelphia. Most widely covered during the summer season at the Jersey Shore. A phrase used to describe a person who is too old to be hanging out in the same bars with the young crowd each night when they should have moved on in life. Someone who is clinging to the lifestyle of a highschool graduate or college student.

Although all of his friends are now working full time and are married, Mike is still livin' on a prayer every weekend.

by DGF678 May 5, 2009

praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.

Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!

by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013

Praying for you

An empty term used to express that you "care" but in reality, you don't and want attention/popularity

Instagram Post: I'm at a loss for words right now, I can't believe you're not here anymore.
Commenter: Oh my god, praying for you!!

by M7LEZ October 13, 2020