Plumbers wipe

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.

"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"

by Obesio mourinio July 5, 2016

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Noun: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is the seven grandad of porno video games (yes retards of the interweb those actually #existed) and it is a faggy shitmix of what you would expect 80s attempt emulate pornhub. Plumbers Don’t Wear ties was an epic fail and nearly bankrupted its creator just like 2 girls one cup game ended it’s creator. Thanks to its failure no more shitty porn games were released to horny teens.

Jacob: Yo glen you ever heard of Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties?

Glen: Only pedophiles and bitches play that game.

by ThyTrueWhorelord July 5, 2019

Pumbergrabble

Verb: To fuck up on a level that surpasses that of even Sarah Palin

Joe: i saw my girl at the mall with that nerdy dude with the braces and suspenders
Jack: woah, you must've pumbergrabbled in the sack, man

by TexMexican January 8, 2009

plimber

An ugly person, that refuses to see their own ugliness.

Aaron is a plimber.

by tiffersnicolee December 11, 2017

Plumerize

Verb. To make something so fucked up that it ruins a perfectly good item. To utterly ruin something.

Adjective. When some thing is beyond repair or an negative response to a task.

Verb. You really plumerized that project, and made everyone hate you as the building burned to the ground.

Adjective. When Sally tried to open the can with a hammer she plummerized the shit outta it but couldn't open it.

Verb. The iceberg plummerized the Titanic.

by Amishmafia May 31, 2018

Maron plummer

Strong sexy black man that’s tall and grows at sports

Is Maron Plummer your bf “Yup”

by Zackhery October 1, 2022

Dirty Plummer

A male performing any motorsport activity, such as motocross, ATV riding, or trail riding, in the dirt, mud, or sand, in highly dry and dusty condtions for extended periods of time, sometimes days, without bathing and while wearing jockey-type underwear, whereby creating a soupy mess of sweat, dirt, and ball-mustard on and around the unkempt scrotum, shaft, and testicles prior to a first date with a recent female acquaintance who proceeds to drink herself into oblivion, therefore loosening up to accept your dirty, soupy, stinkfest of a cock into her mouth, until you finish on her face.

I met this slut at the bar one night after a long day of riding motocross, she was so drunk, I gave her the Dirty Plummer.

by Dr. Fuckemyoung April 4, 2011