Chicken Patty

A gesture usually performed on a female or male with "man boobs". Scooping a person's boob by using a cupped hand and moving it in a quick upward motion.

I gave my girlfriend a chicken patty and she was not happy.

by Corey Crawford February 17, 2009

Krabby Patty

Spongebob’s reason to live

Spongebob: I love Krabby Patties! This Krabby Patty looks delish!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 18, 2021

platterpuss

A nickname for a slut. One who lays her puss on a platter.

She got fingered on the dance floor last night, what a platterpuss!

by ningo13 February 17, 2010

sausage patty

When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.

Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.

by Sarah and Lauren October 18, 2004

Poo poo platter

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.

John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Lumpy Platypus

A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.

"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"

by MasterBeta2008 January 27, 2008

Platteville

A small, but expanding town in southwest Wisconsin. The main form of entertainment is Wal-Mart. The college provides multiple activities, including the Center for the Arts (CFA) which often has very good concerts and performances.

It is often described as boring, but it is a nice little town to live in.

Nicknames include:
P-Ville
P-Vegas

I live in Platteville, where do you live?

by nerd4life March 4, 2009