Pistol whip

To strike your partner in the face/head with your penis

Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.

by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021

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Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024

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Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

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Bitch pistol

Law enforcement taser.

Put that bitch pistol away and come at me like a man, Bro.

by A-dub87 September 27, 2023

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Pistol Princess

A pistol princess is a ultra soft girly that's not afraid to up the toolie on anyone mainly for family, friends or their boo. The girlies after nothing but that soft princess life but will drop any threat to her peace with her little piece in her bag. :)

The girlies are in for pistol princess szn all summer.

by Don_Bvnn May 4, 2025

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