piss parade

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

by piss jerking May 7, 2015

Oregon Black Parade

When you have a line of black women waiting to screw.

I was doing an Oregon Black Parade last night.

by JJ Winner October 24, 2011

hit parade

the oftimes endless and sometimes gruesome promenade of persons that "hit" or view, inquire, hint, wink, flirt, send emails, etc, when one signs onto a singles venue, column, or website.

"I signed up on a singles website the other day, and you should have seen the 'hit parade' that followed.

by Paul W Puckett September 21, 2006

Chinese Wang Parade

Simply running through an area inhabited by one or more people with your wang hanging low. It is not considered to be a true Wang Parade unless there is more that one person streaking.

Yo, me and Dennis pulled off an awesome Chinese Wang Parade last night.

by Dong Brown January 17, 2008

Never-Ending Shit Parade

A string of really bad days or experiences.

Jesus, this week has been like a never-ending shit parade!

by genxchick May 16, 2009

Get off at Sydney Parade

To pull out of a girl before ejaculation. In direct reference to the Dublin dart stop 'Sydney Parade', the term was popularised by Ross O'Carroll Kelly and one of his novels, 'Should Have Got Off At Sydney Parade'. An Irish phrase.

I have no condoms, what the fuck am I going to do?

You'll just have to get off at Sydney Parade, my man.

by Ross O'Carroll Kelly November 27, 2019

Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.

In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019