Oral Dick

someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.

I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.

by nucciano March 5, 2021

Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.

Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.

by Nibtard January 20, 2019

Oral Paul

Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.

Monster Ned: “Oral Paul fucking molested me again”
Finn and Marbles: “Aw shit man I’m sorry.”

by FinnShart May 31, 2022

The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

no oral october

Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.

Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october

by I wasn't the imposter October 2, 2020

Oral Penguin

The act of getting/receiving oral whilst playing club penguin.

Tucker- Zack you're retarded!
Zack- At least I get all the oral penguin.

by Not Zack August 8, 2016

persuasive oral

Giving someone head to gain something from it.

Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"

by Bingedy Bongedy June 6, 2018