stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.

Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.

by PsyDawg September 26, 2014

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Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.

Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."

by chudthechud January 23, 2013

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Boat Book

The colloquial name for that timeless classic, Concepts And Case Analysis in the Law of Contracts (Concepts and Insights), by Marvin A. Chirelstein.

There I was, a Saturday night, with nothing but my Boat Book, a glass of chianti, and all the time in the world.

by GBrell May 3, 2009

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boat fart

A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).

*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*

"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller

"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin

by Pizza party February 12, 2014

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