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Clit Spit

-noun (n. klit- spĭt)

The presence or abundance of clear, watery fluid that seeps from sexually excited vaginas; commonly known as female ejaculate. Originally termed by a European philosopher in the middle-ages, the word was coined by a modern day emo in the early 2000’s. Derived from the Latin cliturus spiturus.

The idea of clit spit has long been shunned from the scientific and medical communities but it’s not like they would know because they never get laid anyways. It is even frequently taught in educational facilities to be only a legend.

The exact means of how clit spitting is achieved is yet unknown to man; though it is believed to be known to several species of dolphin. It is rumored that it can be accomplished through G-gasm or other methods not explainable in plain English. Although not documented, it is said that a Ukrainian girl clit spit using a crude sex toy strapped to a jackhammer.


Clit Spitting
-verb

The act of ejaculating clit spit from a horny pusseh. Mostly unknown to the male species.
Dude 1: "Dude, I had my hand all like in this girl's pants and-"
Dude 2: "WAS THERE ANY CLIT SPIT!?!"
Dude 1: "Nah I'm tellin' you dude, it's only a myth."
Dude 2: "Curse you media....."

Dudette 1: "Seriously I still think it doesn't exist..."
Dudette 2: "You just need to look at more pictures of George Clooney. The clit spit will cum eventually."

Clits spit directly at the will of Chuck Norris.
by OG: Original Gheyboy January 17, 2009
mugGet the Clit Spitmug.

Eye Clit

That one spot on your eye that feels really good when you rub it.
Stasious: Bro I just hit the eye clit. I can't stop rubbing my eyes now

Cooper: Oh damn I love when that happens

Stasious: Me too tbh
by Coopertonium September 30, 2022
mugGet the Eye Clitmug.

lit clit

my lit clit is the shit so if you don't wanna hit just slap my tit and thats' all you get
by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
mugGet the lit clitmug.

Clit Jiggler

A sex toy used to stimulate the clitoris. Often they are vibrating and pulsating sex machines.
"I caught my girl naked playing with that damn clit jiggler again. It was HOT!
by Warpath222 July 30, 2021
mugGet the Clit Jigglermug.

serving clit

Similar to serving cunt, serving clit takes serving cunt to the next highest level. It’s super pussy power. Bold and brash. And overall extravagantly a slay. Any gender is able to serve and be served clit. It’s a mindset and a lifestyle.
Denisse is slaying tonight” “fuck yeah bitch, she is serving clit!”
by JPCC August 18, 2023
mugGet the serving clitmug.

clit war

Another term for lesbian sex or an all female orgy
Me and my girlfriend had a total clit war last night
by Reydlab721 April 3, 2017
mugGet the clit warmug.

Bust A Clit

The female equivalent to "busting a nut" that a strange black man reggie and his smaller white sidekick john created in 3rd period art. Even though sounding extremely painful (for both male and female) apparently it is just as lovely as "blowing your load"
by vsangelalie November 28, 2014
mugGet the Bust A Clitmug.

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