Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis

Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again

Oil slick syndrome by My dads super July 15, 2017

Oil of O’Labia 

Using the moisture from the labia of a clam stand to give your skin a renewed finish

When Richard passed out, Meghan “Clam Stand” him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of O’Labia

Oil of O’Labia by meggymc October 27, 2017

oil nuts 

Where you fuck a girl in the ass long enough to where her ass leaks on your balls

Bro1: Bro i fucked her ass to long I got oil nuts

Bro2: wtf bro that nasty

oil nuts by Savers of the universe November 16, 2017

oil pan 

The act of a woman squeezing her peroid Blood into your mouth while you Conley sleep with your mouth open and she squats over you.

Elvis was having fun until tell his wife made him her oil pan

oil pan by Dolls deep January 23, 2018

oil rig 

A euphimism for jail.

Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?

oil rig by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018

Oil Whore 

A political leader or public official who is clearly in the pocket of Big Oil.

"Wow, Justin Trudeau is a real Oil Whore."
Or, "OMG, Notley is one bat shit crazy Oil Whore."

Oil Whore by Tommy Honest June 11, 2018

Oil change 

Men's ejaculation by having intercourse.

He didn't have fun for a while.Time for an oil change.

Oil change by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018