wauseon ohio

A shit hole in northwestern Ohio that's filled with thots and haters

Damn why do we have to go to wauseon Ohio where all the thots are

by Imnotreal679 January 14, 2017

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Kirtland, Ohio

The place where the 2011 Ohio division 5 football champions play. Is also full of a bunch of people who bitch about how bad the school is.

Kirtland, Ohio rocks, Cuyahoga Heights sucks!

by K-Town status January 24, 2011

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Ohio is a place where the things that happen there don't happen but do happen at the same time, if you enter Ohio💀... you do not exit.

What happens in you're wildest dreams happens in Ohio💀. The average day in Ohio💀 is like a living hell, your neighbors are all demons, creature, monsters and all diabolical things that happen. In Ohio there are 6 seasons, we have winter, summer, spring, fall, Ohio💀 and bro💀. The season Ohio💀 i 16 winters long and 3 hours long at the same time. If you enter the season Ohio💀 you leave instantly and you stay there forever at the same time, Everithing happens in Ohio💀 yet it dosen't. But some pepole have lived so long to disover bro💀.

Only one man has discoverd the season bro💀 but he never left, It is said that bro💀 is like Ohio💀 on steriods, LSD and weed on the same time.

In conclusion... DO NOT ENTER OHIO💀.

Person one: x3+y3+z3=k
Person two: Ohio💀

by Ohio 💀 dude November 30, 2022

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ohio rope

when you spin your dick like a lasso and hook it on your parnter.

I was curious, so I let the horse give me and ohio rope. I was never the same.

by zane123 December 3, 2007

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Hillsboro Ohio

An extremely rural area of southwest Ohio, ranked #1 in the biggest beerbellys of the midwest.

Jeff: That guy has a really good beer belly
Ray Care: That's Marc Duckwall, he's from Hillsboro Ohio

by beerbunnyoftheweek December 7, 2021

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ohio snowball

When a male masturbates into a cup and freezes his sperm ( cum). When it's frozen they throw it at others (bystanders) off of a 2nd story or higher building while screaming "CUMBALL FIGHT" OR " SNOWBALLS FIGHT"

Dakota: "Man, I just have my girl a HIGE bruise. I think she's gonna break up with me!"
Ethan: "What!! How!!"

Dakota: " I Ohio Snowballed her accidentally on purpose...'
Ethan: "That's funny and horrible that your gonna be single, dude."
Dakota: "Yeah, and I didn't help that I'm a professional baseball pitcher and my nits are the size of tennis balls!!..."
Ethan: "DDDAAAMMMNN, next time invite me for the avalanche!!"

by Bubble cake April 16, 2016

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