Oofers

When you feel awkward on text or in person

Person 1: Mines larger then yours.
Person 2: Oofers

by Hahahagrossdoggy January 11, 2019

Oofers

You don’t know what else to say so you just say Oofers

“Mi’Neka I’m pregnant “
“Oofers”

by Oofersssssssa January 26, 2019

Oofers

A name you call someone when they say “oof” all of the time

“Hey oofers. I love you”

by Sid the sender January 31, 2019

Offensensitivity

the practice of being butthurt or triggered instead of taking something as a joke or constructive criticism.

Tarance got his feeling hurt when his doctor told him he was gaining too much weight. His offensensitivity about his weight has gotten out of control.

by MKUFAMS1099 February 7, 2019

Oofers

An alternate version of saying "Oof"

Friend: Yoo some one said Thomas smells like Raccoon cheeks

Me: Oofers, Deadass?

by Bicboicabbage March 2, 2019

Offensive Rebound

A person who rebound off their rebound with who they were originally rebounding from

A guy Matt rebounds from Susan with Hannah but then performs an offensive rebound from Hannah with Susan.

by MORMONCOCK April 30, 2019

Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”

Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!

by LordSoth June 4, 2019