A Nurgling is a dwarfishly diminutive bitter beastling of a former malaria manlet and the end-stage devolution of a microscopically minuscule murloc manlet. While suffering from a particularly severe case of sunburn, fin rot and completely confused by his manletism-induced small man syndrome, the petite and effeminate murloc manlet puts himself into a self-hypnotic dwarven trance and, in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, chants "Short people got no reason!", before finally drifting off into a childlike sleep and eventually awakening as a subhumanly stunted, little Nurgling to henceforth dualistically and eternally worship his two Gods, father figures and heroes: Nurgle and the formidably illustrious, six-foot tall magnificent manmore and musical mastermind Randy Newman.
Manmore 1: Lol, did you just see that silly, little sissy manlet fall right through the drainage grates over there? Manmore 2: I sure did. Unfortunately, due to his ant-like size, the high heels wearing Homunculus probably survived the to him lengthy fall completely unscathed. Manmore 1: Then that preposterously puny, misanthropic manlet of a Nurgling abomination can get comfortable down there because I'm certainly not going to help the petite and petulant Little Napoleon in any way! Manmore 2: Hahahahaha! Me neither. Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
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Verb. To be cucked or act as a cuckhold. To be a man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. To be a very submissive man who often lets his female partner treat him (consentingly) disrespectfully.
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Get the Nurge mug.“Bro, watching basketball is making me hungry, I could go for a Nurger and some Watermelon.”
“Eating a Nurger in my Hellcat, with my sheisty on. Ain’t no better feeling.”
“I hate when I’m eating my Nurger in peace and my ankle monitor goes off.”
“Hey, go change your Fire alarm battery. I can’t, I’m eating a Nurger.”
“Dad said he was getting Nurgers, and he’s been gone for 24 years.”
“Eating a Nurger in my Hellcat, with my sheisty on. Ain’t no better feeling.”
“I hate when I’m eating my Nurger in peace and my ankle monitor goes off.”
“Hey, go change your Fire alarm battery. I can’t, I’m eating a Nurger.”
“Dad said he was getting Nurgers, and he’s been gone for 24 years.”
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Dude, I told you not to short your cigarette like that. Look at it, it's useless now. A complete cone nuggle.
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