Cookie-Down

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to verbalise crouching down for a pee in an area where a bathroom was not in the vicinity.

You need to go? Do you want to cookie-down by those trees over there? Just ignore the sheep.

by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

brown down

This technique involves hovering about 2 feet over a public toilet and shitting all over the seat and surrounding floor. In some instances, one may wish to just shit on the floor, in a corner of the stall that is nowhere near the toilet. For added effect, smearing the shit all over the facilities could be useful, but it comes with a cost (shit on your hands). The first time I performed this move, I left a soiled pair of underwear hanging from the faucet. This move is similar to a wet down, but the use of feces ensures that this move will be remembered.

Guy 1: Oh man, this McD's gave me the McRuns so bad that I couldn't even finish my meal before I was running to the bathroom.
Guy 2: Well you shouldn't have eaten 6 double cheesburgers.
Guy 1: You're telling me. What's worse is that the toilet seat had piss on it.
Guy 2: Did you give Ronald McDonald a brown down?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah. I even left my soiled underwear hanging from the faucet.
Guy 1 and 2: Wicked!!!

by Jim W September 11, 2007

Down to Crush

A person who is ready to engage in sexual intercourse, usually referring to a young lady.

So, I saw all the pictures of you and those hot girls in Vegas...did anything happen? Nah, they weren't down to crush.

by JBESQ June 30, 2011

down in the back

having a sore back, usually a country term

Hey Elmer,you still down in the back?

by VictorM April 25, 2006

Down Horrendous

A man or male who can't get laid, but desperately craves it, or a man that is extremely horny. A man like this will go to extreme lengths to get sex, whether they are legal or illegal ways. "Down Horrendous" is a more explicit derivative of "down bad"

1. I thought I was down bad for paying a girl $1000 dollars for sex, but when I saw EDP445 get exposed I knew at that moment I may be down bad, but at least I am not down horrendous.

2. I would never get caught being down horrendous in 4k ultra, like EDP445

by Exposed445_4K_ultra April 22, 2021

down pat

at the point of having something memorized or perfected.

I practiced that guitar riff for days till I got it down pat.

by hipster November 21, 2004

Syndrome of a Down

System of a Down's retarded cousin band. Typically, the band is kept chained to the furnace in the basement when not on tour/field trip. Known for their colourful finger painted album covers, Syndrome of a Down is a vocal advocate for public acceptance of Velcro shoes, the destigmatization of sweat pants, and an end to cruel and unusual haircuts. Often their lyrics will focus on current issues of the day, such as having pooped one's pants, being given a time out, or not getting chocolate pudding for lunch. Syndrome of a Down's musical style has been likened to the sound one would expect to be caused by trying to cram a live cat down a toilet, bashing pots and pans together randomly, constant electrical feedback, and random guitar sounds, all of which are combined into some of the most horrendous "music" ever made.

Syndrome of a Down pulled up to the venue in their short bus. Once the handler had got them off the bus, they walked in together, each hanging on to the belt of the person in front of them. They then played their set, leaving the audience speechless and in a state resembling PTSD. After the show, the band went to McDonald's to celebrate a job well done.

by Greg the Angry Pole February 5, 2008