maryland special

The act of fucking your sister and cousin in a threesome.

I had the Maryland Special last night after a long day

by HeyBigBoy February 4, 2015

Swedish Special

The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.

-Swedish Guy "Hey, you wanna do the Swedish Special tonight?"

by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018

Lemon Special

To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.

Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.

by Joe Ringer FTW December 23, 2008

Missy Special

Cream pie, titties out, from your friends mother

Mrs. Purtell gave me the Missy Special

by FriendCats June 16, 2018

Kaufmann Special

A Kaufmann Special is gently laying your dong on your woman's thigh to initiate.

Frank: Yo, Bob I tried the Kaufmann Special on Julie last night and it worked!
Bob: No way! I never thought that'd work!

sex butthole blowjob initiating

by Muscle Man Andy Slammage June 9, 2016

Kentucky Special

When your sister or cousin drinks so much Burbon her dentures fall out and you make her give you a blow job.

My sis came in last night drunk and gave me a kentucky special.

by RC cool July 19, 2016

Dagwood Special

Reminiscent of Dagwood Bumstead's famous sandwiches, the Dagwood Special is when a cock, nestled in a hoagie roll (much akin to a sausage in a bun), spreads his partner's beef curtains. Prior to insertion, the man sprays a load of man sauce all over said roast beef (acting as the mayo of the sandwich). Upon penetration, the cock, hoagie roll, and beef curtains are pressed together thus creating a genitalia sandwich. The act is topped off when the woman inserts an olive into her partner's shit pipe.

Guy1: Yo brah, how did your date with Tiffany go last night?
Guy2: Yo brah, check it, I gave her the old Dagwood Special!
Guy1: Baller, dude!
Guy2: Yeah, but I still haven't passed the olive.
Guy1: Aw shit!

by KnownPublicEjaculator August 22, 2016