douche chill

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.

Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."

1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"

by AyeJaye September 20, 2007

chill vibes

being cool or fine with something, sometimes even when everything is going wrong

just have chill vibes to make the world a better place man.

cool love down

by lovelaughnsmile August 30, 2015

Chill Dog

A phrase said to an adversary during competition to enact a period of chilling. 'Chill Dog' was made popular after the emergence of the original Kimbo Slice viral video. Kimbo was told to 'chill, dog' after fuckin up the other dudes eye in a backyard fight.

"Yo, yo... chill dog! Let me catch my breath!"

"Yo, chill dog! I need to go take a piss..."

"Yo, chill dog! ...Not so hard!

by kweezy December 24, 2008

NPR and Chill

Having someone come over and wearing glasses with no prescription. Looking smart as fuck, then fucking the shit out of each other while Ira Glass' smooth-ass voice helps you keep a rhythm.

Hey girl, put on your favorite wayfarers and get over here, This American Life is on in 10...we gonna NPR and chill.

by badmammajammafrombama October 09, 2015

Have a chill

to relax; chill out

Brody Jenner says he'd rather have a chill than get married.

Guy 1: Let's rage tonight!
Guy2: I had a rough day at work, man, I'm gonna have a chill.

by slim415 December 02, 2009

paint and chill

Term used instead of netflix and chill, used when you are not comfortable telling your friends you are down with Netflix and chill.

She has been paint and chilling all week, his house must look like the Sistine Chapel by now!!!

by savemelmac January 16, 2016

I Chill

Something you say when you have had enough of arguing with someone and you are pushed to the limit where you have to calm yourself down before you spazz out

Your girlfriend is screaming at the top of her lungs about nothing and yours ears have had enough so to keep from choking her you just say...."I Chill" and then you just let her get tired of yelling because you're not responding

by iRoni December 11, 2013