NOOB

A noob is a man, often named Scott. A noob is a clingy needy whiney boyfriend who just can't take the hint. Some other characteristics of a common noob are extreme dullness, inability to perform sexually, refusal to move out of mothers care, questionable cleanliness and non adventurous personality. If you encounter a noob give them a fake phone number and be done with it now before it's to late and they cling on!!!!

Person A: "What did you guys do last night?"
Person B: "Sat at home, while Scott stared at me all night"
Person A: "What a noob"

by SICKANDTIREDOFYOURNOOB? March 14, 2011

noob

first of i would like to clear some things up. people have been defining this word as someone who is inexperienced and new to the game, This is close but incorrect.

The actual definition of noob is someone who has been doing something for awhile but is still really bad at what ever that may be.

pro: man are you a newb?

noob: nah ive been playing for 6 months

pro: OMFG ur such a fukn noob ur so shit!

by julius HUG0002 July 6, 2007

a noob

when you need google's help to send a letter to someone because you don't know how to

you're such a noob

by hellomynameisellie January 15, 2014

Noobe

A person or a people that are a beginner in a game or a subject aka a noobe

(playing risk Tod died jecca looks over )

Jecca:"noobe"
Jak: "haha he's such a noobe."

by NOOBE_QUEEN December 18, 2018

noob

Short for "newbie", meaning "new".

ROBLOX idiots often mistake the word for someone being annoying (i.e hacking, spamming, ODing, etc.)

That guy doesn't know what he's doing!
That noob.

Idiot! stop spamming noob!

by What is wrong with you July 13, 2014

noob

1)A fucker.
2)Someone who pisses you off.
3) A jerk.
4) A double poster on forums

1) Let's go kill that fucking noob!!!!!111
2) Holy shit that noob pisses me off.. let's go kill him!
3) I hate noobs.
4) Het look! That noob is double posting! Double posters deserve to die! ~Virtually kicks noob~

by Aldoria November 7, 2008

noob

everyone starts out as a noob on a game. the more they play the better they get. how good you are is about proportional to how much time you have spent on the computer playing the game.
many players do not recognize this relationship, and have a lot of respect for the top players - who in return can enjoy calling the poorer players noobs, (the people who have more of a life and simply play less)
once you start calling others noobs, you know you've spent too much time playing the game.

flexx(noob): hey demon! :D you are good player
demon(pro): hi, thanks
flexx*disconnected
demon: he's such a noob lol

hecheats: omg cheater
demon: lmao f*cking noob you suck

by Jackalan July 29, 2008