Neighborhood aunt

What a milf is called in India.

Dinesh had his first sexual encounter with the ravishing Lavanya, the neighborhood aunt to many impressionable young men even though she was well into her 30s.

by Konga February 2, 2010

one night stand

Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.

I had a one night stand with this guy I picked up at the club.

by hidollarho February 25, 2004

Fetish Night

A social gathering between urban people aiming at an explicit and casual display of their favorite fetish. Usually, at Fetish Night, the dressing code is stricly enforced: it is forbidden to look straight. Some Fetish Nights are public, others are very very private... but one can play by the rules at both.

The Betty Page Club organises it's renowned Fetish Night, every first saturday of the month from nine p.m. Dressing code and polite manners are strictly enforced.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

Nigger on Saturday Night

A person who wildly spends money that they just aquired. Once the money is spent he/she will likely be broke again for some period of time, typically one month when the next government check arrives. See also nigger rich.

Don't go spending all your money like a nigger on Saturday night.

by hotbuddha October 24, 2005

night cap

a final drink before bed

I love having an irish coffee for my night cap

by ploop February 8, 2005

Redneck Neighbors

A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.

Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015