Thread the Needle

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)

Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!

by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009

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needler

the pink stuff
that explodes
and
hurts
used mostly in halo
but may be found outside somewhere else
in the real world

Guy 1-hey dude whats u-wait. Whats that?
guy 2-its a needler
guy 1- u make it yourself?
guy 2-no dipshit i found it...fucking retard...
guy 1-say it to my face damnit
guy 2-ill say this
*pulls trigger*
*hundreds of pink needles come out*
guy 1-aaaaa my eye!

by 8108 June 25, 2005

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Needle Beaver

Guy with a skinny or thin penis
Can be used as a noun or a verb

Noun: He is such a Needle Beaver!
Verb: I totally Needle Beavered Michelle last night!

by Megan the Incredible February 28, 2008

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Needlework

An art of guitar play mainly focusing on precise, hardcore breakdowns; rhythmatic heavy guitar solo with a slow beat involving steady and fast pased drum.

Term derived from one mans inference of Emmure's EP The Complete Guide To Needleworking.

Emmure has put out 3 albums (Goodbye To The Gallows (2007), The Respect Issue (2008), Fellony (2009)) following their EP (The Complete Guide To Needleworking). Every album (mainly their EP) consists of heavy breakdowns (needlework) throughout generally every song.

by fuckthatnoiseScarecrow November 7, 2009

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