Noah

He's a furry, gets purple hair, but ends up having it fading to blue.. making it look like a new flavor from Taco Bell freeze.. maybe only get it when you're drunk
You only want a Noah when he isnt depressed and wants to be on headset at McDonald's. Give him a rub on the tumm and he'll be happy.

Person 1: dang, is this dude a furry?

Person 2: yeah! Noah just wants to be happy and get away from all of the basic visco girls!

Person 1: wow, what a guy.

by MrGenjo September 17, 2019

Noah

A Noah is the type of person that you never want to let go of especially if you are a girl he is smart, funny and freakishly athletic and good looking with blue eyes and skin like a Snapchat filter he is sometimes awkward to talk to but that's because he keeps many secrets but if he wants to he can steal your girl other boys don't like him because the girl they like likes him and every time they try to outshine him he outshines them in everyway

Girl:he is such a Noah
Girl 2: yeah he is

by Brooklyn30 March 17, 2020

Noah

Aggressive in bed, packing a huge ginormous horse cock, jerks off to anime and is a total weeb.

Girl : Omg, you’re such a Noah.(because of his penis)

by TheMaster420 February 7, 2022

Noah

A very rugged man

Person 1: Omg. Did you see Noah?
Person 2: Yes! He’s so rugged!
Person 1: I know! He so hot, but in a not hot way.

by Scarbsmandem September 25, 2018

Noah

He is funny and sometimes annoying he loves goofing around. He can be quite the player when it comes to girls but he loves his girl

Boy1. Why can’t I be like Noah?
Boy 2. I don’t know cause you’re not a Noah

by Ellbellbob123 August 19, 2018

Noah

Blue eyes and dirty blond hair. Make anyone say

“DAMN HE’S HOT!”

Wow look at Noah!

by 104729(!:@/ May 6, 2018

Noah

a dumbass boomer wannabe that uses too much punctuation when he texts

Noah: Gosh, no need to get bent out of shape
Everyone else: shut up boomer

by the quirkiest October 19, 2019