Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

mustard sauce

A term to identify white people who have this pale-yellowish complexion on their skin.

“HEY! That lady is a mustard sauce.”

by YOONKA July 8, 2020

Mustard Pocket

A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.

Look at Julie with that corn dog; I dodnt know she was a mustard pocket.

by WiscoMa July 15, 2019

mustard nipple

A nipple that has a yellow tinge around

"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."

by Bend_me_like_beckham February 14, 2017

mustard on a knife

When u shit on ur cat

Shaquille o’Neal: oh damn I done shitted on my cat again.
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude

by TheReturnOfSusFather October 13, 2020

Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018